The wedding planners
I wandered into CB1 on my way back from town and sat and relaxed while I waited for my coffee. Just as well I wasn’t in a hurry because it took 15 minutes.
Next to me were a couple obviously planning their wedding. It was all I could do to resist laughing out loud occasionally, it sounded like they spend most of their time as project managers or something.
When I first heard one of them saying “I’ll take an action on sorting out my outfit” I thought it might be a piss-take, although there were no signs of amusement. When they started discussing “milestones” it was all I could do to avoid spitting my coffee (it had finally arrived) across the room .