{"id":23,"date":"2002-09-14T19:20:21","date_gmt":"2002-09-14T19:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/archives\/2002\/09\/14\/the-wedding-planners\/"},"modified":"2002-09-14T19:20:21","modified_gmt":"2002-09-14T19:20:21","slug":"the-wedding-planners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/archives\/2002\/09\/14\/the-wedding-planners\/","title":{"rendered":"The wedding planners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wandered into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cb1.com\/\">CB1<\/a> on my way back from town and sat and relaxed while I waited for my coffee.  Just as well I wasn&#8217;t in a hurry because it took 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Next to me were a couple obviously planning their wedding.  It was all I could do to resist laughing out loud occasionally, it sounded like they spend most of their time as project managers or something.<\/p>\n<p>When I first heard one of them saying &#8220;I&#8217;ll take an action on sorting out my outfit&#8221; I thought it might be a piss-take, although there were no signs of amusement.  When they started discussing &#8220;milestones&#8221; it was all I could do to avoid spitting my coffee (it had finally arrived) across the room .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wandered into CB1 on my way back from town and sat and relaxed while I waited for my coffee. Just as well I wasn&#8217;t in a hurry because it took 15 minutes. Next to me were a couple obviously planning their wedding. It was all I could do to resist laughing out loud occasionally, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-overheard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caboose.org.uk\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}